What is the first thing you do when you wake up?

One of my alarm clocks is voice activated. For some reason, it didn't understand me this morning so i had a shouting match with its beeping.
 
It has several voice commands and is surprisingly accurate. But I'm starting to think that it can actually understand me in the morning but chooses to be as annoying as impossible.
 
The creators were either sadistic, or my alarm clock has become self aware. Both do not bode well for my peaceful mornings.
 
Hmm if it has become self aware then threats of disassembly should work and if the creators were sadistic then idk :/
 
I eat. I'm damn hungry in the mornings after waking up.
 
Hit the air conditioning switch if I wake up in hell.
 
i usually fall asleep again...(yeah, have set two alarm clocks at two different times xD)
 
Quite the same on the "sleep again" part...which is why for any early morning classes I simply cannot miss I've occasionally resorted to having someone ring the heck out of me in addition to my phone alarm.

Think, for the nth time, that I should sleep earlier.
 
In set the alarm clock to wake me an hour before and then it goes off ever 9 min so....
 
Close my window curtains before the sunlight can enter my dark sanctuary.
 
Woke up to the smell of omelettes cooking. So the first thing i did when i woke up was smell the air.
 
Hmm woke and had a horrible headache but dragged myself out of bed...
 
Freaked out and worried about having slept in, only to find out that i woke up a few minutes before my alarm was to go off. Lost fifteen minutes of sleep.
 

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