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[Deleted member 262447]

My neighbor finally abandoned his dream of becoming a Pokemon master.

 

[Arylin]

Haven't checked that site for some time.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Actually, it's sort of an embarrassing story, but my father is so perverted that he was caught in a massive child porn ring.

 

[Arylin]

Taking out the cream from cream biscuits.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I behaved badly to my husband, though it can't be helped that he comes home late because of work.

 

[Arylin]

Too tired to feel tired...

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I went to a concert and surprisingly, everyone in the audience was a Sumo wrestler.

 

[Arylin]

There were many people present, yet the only one I spoke to was myself; why was that?

 

[Deleted member 262447]

For now I made a backup of all the data on this hard drive, just in case.

 

[Arylin]

Good night, let's see what RNG brings us tomorrow.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I was a little sad to reach an age where I can be called a middle-aged woman.

 

[Arylin]

I've no windows to burst through as I return here once again.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I was so relieved when I confirmed that our company finally got out of the red.

 

[Arylin]

I'll have to setup everything again...

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I'm so itchy that I can't sleep at night, and I'm totally sleep-deprived.

 

[Arylin]

Everyone's a critic.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

If you can memorize every legal term within one month, I will pay you a million dollars.

 

[Arylin]

Standing asleep...

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The price of gold tends to rise during recessions.

 

[Arylin]

There's always another excuse.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Take into account that you don't know what you could do while you're drunk, so you should really cut yourself off from drinking alcohol.

 

[Arylin]

No better time than today!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I saw a gigantic alligator near a swamp in Florida.

 

[Arylin]

Gator on python action.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

To prepare for our old age, we had our house renovated to be wheelchair-accessible.