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Is 16 and 16.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 an acceptable age gap?

Context: My(16f) boyfriend(16.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001m) and i started dating around 3 months ago.

We met at this wonderful, cozy cafe that just had this amazing atmosphere and i immediately knew he was the one. Obviously, the first thing I asked him was his age, because, i didn't want to get groomed. It was a huge relief when he told me he was 15.748393837394049838283744929837594027264829837493929474893920753902973 years old, because i also happened to be that exact same age at the time (or so i thought). I was still a bit cautious though.

Fast forward to around 2 weeks ago, it was our birthday. The two of us were just celebrating, when we suddenly got a call from the hospital, informing us that my boyfriend's time of birth had been incorrectly registered as 1 Planck time (about 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 years) lesser than it actually was, due to a malfunction in the 45 ton quantum clock operating in the hospital at the time. (It's supposed to count seconds based on the orbital period of an electron in an atom of Silicon, but apparently, it was uncalibrated.) This meant he was actually 1 Planck time older than me.

I immediately started freaking out and, in a panic, anticipating i was about to get groomed, pushed my boyfriend down the stairs. Looking back on it, it might have been an overreaction, but it was in the heat of the moment, and i wasn't thinking straight. He ended up breaking his C1, C3, T7 and L3 vertebrae, and has yet to wake up from his coma.

Without him, I've been having a lot more time to think, so i began wondering if a 1 Planck time (0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 years) age gap is too much? Like, i know it's probably fine... but I'm just not comfortable dating someone that much older. I'm honestly thinking about breaking up with him if he ever wakes up from his coma. I just wouldn't be able to live in constant fear of being groomed. What do you guys think??

 

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Imagine being a vtuber's husband, coming home from office work, stuck in a traffic, finally arrived at 8, wife's not there to greet you, no food on the table, you check on her room, it says "do not disturb", wife's streaming, you're hungry, tired, dizzy because of your own job, what are you gonna do, that's your wife's job, you finally cook, chat her if she had dinner, she replied "i took junkfood takeouts". You want to scold her that she shouldn't eat too much junkfood, but there's no time, you're just gonna tell her at weekend.

You're cooking when she suddenly laughing and screaming while playing valo, you chat your wife again to keep quiet or your neighbours gonna come at you for noise complaint. You eat alone while listening to your wife shittalking people choking on 3v1 (she carried an entire game). After taking a shower you finally look at the time, the clock is at ten, you want to check on her again, walk to her room, still "do not disturb" and you can hear her singing an anime OP.

You're sleepy and chat her "good night" and go to bed, watch her stream, a bit annoyed you sent her a superchat about "my wife's left me for her job" and then your wife in her vtuber avatar said "just leave her hahahaha that's just wrong" and you giggled to yourself, before sleep, once again chat her good night, you're sleeping first, and a short chat that you love her so much. Waking up you can't feel half of your body because she slept on top of you, you're sweating because she hugged you, your cheeks wet because she drooled while sleeping. You start to question yourself if you really want a wife like this but after looking at her face you thought "yeah of course".

 

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