[LPW #194] Not Enough

[CowSlayer69]

By all means, please come to Kyushu to eat tonkotsu ramen.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Kyushu is going home today

 

[CowSlayer69]

My finger got caught in the door and I'm chilling it with ice now.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

For lunch I guess we're going to be going back

 

[CowSlayer69]

When I was mentally troubled, I was wandering aimlessly around the park alone every day.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Fastest way to get food is to eat fast food

 

[CowSlayer69]

We might have to make another small adjustment to the kindergarten Christmas party schedule.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

So basically the other one is going to be another day

 

[CowSlayer69]

If you stole someone else's work, you could be sued for plagiarism.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I started to get a new supervisor

 

[CowSlayer69]

He's the kind of guy who never does something halfway, so he must have a magnificent plan to steal the 3106 carat diamond.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Stopped at Riley's

 

[CowSlayer69]

My husband was very scared of getting surgery for his ingrown eyelashes.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Your husband is going home

 

[CowSlayer69]

Life with an air conditioner is pleasant.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Life is greedy

 

[CowSlayer69]

Since I was dumped by my senpai, I've been soaking my pillow with tears.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Senpai and Sunday

 

[CowSlayer69]

I want to go to a glamorous cocktail party in a beautiful dress someday.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Go ahead and get it burns

 

[CowSlayer69]

I told my teacher I ate my own poop and that it was very bitter so I asked him why that was. He told me our poop contains a lot of bile acid and that's why it's very bitter.