[LPW #192] Bacon

[Deleted member 262447]

I apologized to my mother for not calling her more regularly.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Hi Checkmate.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I feel ashamed to say this, but I tend to waste money on cheap things.

 

[Checkmate]

Hi Checkmate.

Someone read. Is this like a psychiatric ward or something?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I have no idea.

Rolf married Sara and had three kids they named Ed Edd and Eddy.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I called a friend who works at a securities company and asked about the business climate.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

That business is sold to the ground.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My son was diagnosed with asthma when he was four.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I had a son named son who was your son.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Most stray dogs in my village are skinny.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

When I lived on a farm I ate steak.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I got a pay cut and my boss is mean so I'm seriously thinking of quitting and looking for a different job.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Get a job a bear.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Every accessory I bought from the street stall broke immediately.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I took all your money and used it on old socks.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The company president's death was a really big shock.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The big shock was when you became president.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Long‐distance flights will be tough for me when I get old.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Nearly got fired today.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

When the tall wizard uttered the magic word, there was a moment of total darkness.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

When Rup is called Sheo

 

[Deleted member 262447]

This country road is free from traffic jams.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Working with Rold/

 

[Deleted member 262447]

He applied for a job as a lifeguard at the community pool only to see girls in bikinis.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Bikini's on Cowslayer.