[LPW #191] The Choice of Steins;Gate

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf once stared in a porn video

 

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My husband and I planted a sugar maple to commemorate our marriage.

 

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I had a husband named forum

 

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When I look back on my childhood, I'm amazed at how I could do so many things without reflecting on the consequences.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

My childhood was spent as a shoe.

 

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Recently, I started seriously studying bacteria.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Darth Cop

 

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There is no honor among thieves.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Little John

 

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Apparently he raised the price of the bell shaped charm since I told him that I was a tourist, but I felt a little sorry for him, so I didn't say anything and paid the price he told me anyway.

 

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I paid the price of posting.

 

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I went to a dentist to treat my cavities for the first time in 5 years.

 

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I used laughing gas on my ass.

 

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I was reading Hawthorne's "The Great Stone Face" that I borrowed from a library in the bath and thoughtlessly soaked it in bathwater.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf's baths are always with the eds.

 

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That cabinet minister was dismissed.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The president is a bird.

 

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My neighbor is famous for having a charm that brings good luck.

 

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Good luck comes from me.

 

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We raised our children in a neighboring town, then my husband and I moved to this town after they grew up.

 

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The Eds rule the town in fear

 

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I'll do anything to escape execution.

 

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Why is life a fart?

 

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I like eating pizza off my knees.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Kevin is made of pizza.