[LPW #191] The Choice of Steins;Gate

[Umbra Mortis]

I want to make babies with a cowisnowsnowsnm

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Sure enough, the place was yakuza territory.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I'm a yakuza

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Miso and soy sauce are essential for a Japanese-style meal.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Miso soup of the socks.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

At the factory, I'm in charge of engraving text using an engraving machine.

 

[El Psy Kongroo]

Liar

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Liar

My grandfather was exempt from military service because he had a heart disease.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I'm your grandfather

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The witch put a curse on the princess that made it so she could only hold cups upside down.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The barf is a cop

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I hear that the fugitive met a sick child while he was running away and decided to turn himself in.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I heard that a man shot a man with a man.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Going to that veterinarian has the best benefits. Of course he's kind and intelligent, but not only that, you can split up your bill into separate payments.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

All my bills are paid by cowslayer

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Oh no. My brother said that he'd call me on my cell, but there's no reception here.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

A bill is a form of fart

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I have a sweet tooth and I'm extremely fond of cake.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I'm fond of humans.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My grandma said her savings is to be used only on her funeral costs.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

i stole the money

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Don't you think that if there was a moat, we could fight well against the zombies?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Zombie Rolf vs Zombie Rolf

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I love cotton candy.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

hjhjkkjk cows