What's the goofiest piece of dialogue you've seen in an otome/bl game?

[Dhshdy]

I cant think of any because i have goldfish memory ,but i'm just curious and want to laugh hehe.

 

[Pastels]

I have so many screenshots from this game but this is my favorite (Game is "Opps I Said Yes!")

 

[甘味鎮痛剤]

This scene made me laugh. It's from UN:LOGICAL.
The translation is something like: "Yeah. You should calm down a bit. Don't put a GPS on me or anything."

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[Amire04]

Cafe Enchante's translation might have been awful but it gave me this gem

There's also a few others from different games that I really like so I'm leaving some here

Cupid Parasite

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Tengoku Struggle

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Luckydog1

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[shironyan]

My goat tomomori, my fav dialogus all the time

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[failedwebsite]

I'm hungry for more!

Hashihime of the Old Book Town

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UUUltra C

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[LapisWhale]

Not the goofiest but I just recently played this =))))
Game's name: Dot kareshi We're 8bit lovers I The legendary Maiden.

Spoiler: Not really spoiler?

 

[801_9ma]

I came here wanting to talk about the homopals scene in Lucky Dog 1 since that's the most recent example in my playing history I could think of but I was beat to it LMAO

That game just has funny writing in general and translating homodachi as homopals is genius in my opinion.

 

[failedwebsite]

I came here wanting to talk about the homopals scene in Lucky Dog 1 since that's the most recent example in my playing history I could think of but I was beat to it LMAO

That game just has funny writing in general and translating homodachi as homopals is genius in my opinion.

Yep, it's been cracking me up!

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+badegg (courtesy of machine translation) has some prime cuts as well:

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WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS??? Something alongside the 'we got a reputation round these parts - we only leave a 10% tip' variety???

 

[lyrevega]

Tengoku struggle when they're talking about how one of the hell levels was for the gays but now is for the gays who kill

Ignore the obvious emulator lmao

 

[failedwebsite]

More from Lucky Dog 1 + bad egg



I was also super-confused and loling at this one

and then I checked that おかず can mean both 'side dish' and

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'spank material'.

 

[Plain]

Surprised this wasnt posted immediately lol

 

[satory]

Me too, Palmier, me too.

 

[sophiamolin]

Tengoku Struggle 天狱乱斗

我一定要贴出这张图来表达剧本的头里面掺了多少水，图上的意思是男主们异口同声对女主说要强奸她

I absolutely have to post this image to show how much water (nonsense) is mixed into the beginning of the script. The image shows the male leads unanimously telling the female lead that they are going to rape her.