The Wrong Answers to the World's Questions.

[Dark Angel]

Cause you are a vicious killer

Why i can't have a set of a real Katana and codachi blades?

 

[Leggy]

The plastic spork is safer.


Why do birds fly?

 

[Fear211]

so then people have a flying target to shoot down

whats inside a kinder surpise?

 

[Leggy]

Crunchy frog.


Dooba canahea foringa?

 

[Leggy]

Smanika somlawer fnisl.

Why is Leggy typing random letters on his keyboard?

 

[FinalPyre]

because ur one greedy fuck

why am i so cool?

That caught me off guard! XD That is hilarious! I think I love this thread.

Because leggy listens to the rules of no man nor preconceived convention!

Why can't people fly?

 

[Sintarow]

Because too many people would fly into the sun
(I'm very happy this game is taking off ^.^)

Why can't I light fire on fire?

 

[FinalPyre]

Because fire doesn't have any Phlogiston in it ya dummy! (Science jokes yeah!)
Also because Xzibit doesn't approve of lighting your fire on fire so you can fire with your fire.

Why must my toast always burn?

 

[Fear211]

because ur toaster hates u

did u know u can make fire from ice?

 

[Leggy]

Depends on the eroge you're playing. ;)


Why do frogs croak?

 

[FinalPyre]

Because all living things must someday come to an end.


Where is the man who controls the weather?

 

[Fear211]

out flying a kite

what does a bit of Fear, a slice of maddness and a hand full of pain equal to?

 

[FinalPyre]

Quadruple layer cheesecake in one sitting.

What is a man's soul?

 

[Dark Angel]

A total nightmare...

What is the ultimate weapon?????

 

[Fear211]

why Fear211 of course :P

why do people try so much?

 

[FinalPyre]

They don't try very hard don't worry.

Where the hell is Matt!?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY

 

[Fear211]

well he hasnt visted hell or heaven yet if thats what ur asking

who is the best fighter of all time?

 

[Leggy]

Ogg the caveman, who conquered an entire mountain in prehistoric times, with a club, a rock, and an orange peel.

What's up with the girl with the dolphin tattoo?

 

[Second_Flight]

she loves dolphin very much??

why we need oxygen to live.??

 

[Leggy]

Sulfur didn't work out too good. :(


What's a bay window?

 

[FinalPyre]

A Bay window is one that explodes in a brilliant shower of fine glass sparkling like the fresh morning dew.

What defines a circle?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Human beans And if the other person understands what a "circle" is ;p

Where did the world go wrong? D:

 

[Leggy]

Should have turned left at Saturn.

Is Pluto a planet?

 

[Fear211]

of course its not, its a dog from disney

do u think the moon is made out of cheese?

 

[Second_Flight]

no... its made from cream... sugar,salt,powder..

is transparent camera exist..?