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[velka]

<+Gdragonx> if someone touch you, bite their arms off
<+Zero2DS> i rmb i touched him multiple time when meet up with him

 

[Ignis]

(That wasn't the only bizarre part of the chat earlier)

Spoiler: TMI

05:14 * Aegina impales zero's butt with a leek
05:14 <+Vivio> does that really cure colds
05:14 <~Aegina> i dunno
05:14 <+Zero2DS> it does (for a masochist)
05:14 <+Vivio> it's a waste of a perfectly good leek though
05:15 <+velka> leek think is actually legit, well i was told it is japanese tradition...
05:15 <~Aegina> if you make soup out of it maybe, but if you just eat it directly? i doubt it
05:16 <+velka> The other day i watched a video about chinese man who had bad stomach and after docotor visit, he decided showe alive eel up his arse. So yeah, i'm not really sure
05:16 <+Vivio> I would help with housework if I could be in japan for the summer '-'
05:16 <+Vivio> but I have to intern
05:16 <+velka> Do you have relatives in japan ?
05:16 <+Vivio> I don't
05:16 <+velka> Luxury Vivio
05:16 <+Gdragonx> ikr
05:16 <+Vivio> velka wasn't it the guy who died
05:16 <+Vivio> bc an eel
05:17 <+Vivio> went in his ass
05:17 <+velka> he didn't died he visited hospitad shrtly after w
05:17 <+Gdragonx> (´Д｀) rip
05:17 <~Aegina> >he decided showe alive eel up his arse
05:17 <~Aegina> gdi
05:17 <+velka> how much dose it cost live in japan for idk 1-2 weeks? With place to stay
05:17 <+Vivio> no like there was a guy
05:17 <+Vivio> who got an eel in the ass and the eel caused damage to his organs
05:18 <+velka> was that electric one ...
05:18 <+Gdragonx> min (3k stay + 1k food) yen per day i guess
05:18 <+Vivio> no by biting
05:18 <+Vivio> etc
05:18 <+Vivio> you will be living in a literal closet velka
05:18 <+Vivio> for 3k a night
05:18 <+Vivio> that's what I did
05:18 <+Vivio> I stayed in akihabara
05:18 <+Gdragonx> might be able to adjust so that you pay more in staying with a proper kitchen and lower the food expensses
05:18 <+velka> i mean like, hhow do you not notice eel crawling to your arse...
05:18 <+Vivio> it in the toilet velka
05:18 <+velka> nah i have where to stay if i go there
05:19 <+velka> D: wtf dude
05:19 <+Vivio> there have been reported snake in the toilet
05:19 <+Vivio> in state in US
05:19 <+velka> yeah about thouse i hear
05:19 <~Aegina> that sounds fishy
05:19 <~Aegina> i mean how big was his anus open
05:19 <+Vivio> maybe he gay
05:19 <~Aegina> (yes, might as well make this tmi)
05:19 <+Gdragonx> can i leave already
05:19 <+velka> yeah even if gay wwww
05:19 <+velka> No stay with us

 

[velka]

<@Aegina> also i'd rather be meguca myself `_` then i could just live among other megucas

 

[unownHGSS]

(That wasn't the only bizarre part of the chat earlier)

Spoiler: TMI

05:14 * Aegina impales zero's butt with a leek
05:14 <+Vivio> does that really cure colds
05:14 <~Aegina> i dunno
05:14 <+Zero2DS> it does (for a masochist)
05:14 <+Vivio> it's a waste of a perfectly good leek though
05:15 <+velka> leek think is actually legit, well i was told it is japanese tradition...
05:15 <~Aegina> if you make soup out of it maybe, but if you just eat it directly? i doubt it
05:16 <+velka> The other day i watched a video about chinese man who had bad stomach and after docotor visit, he decided showe alive eel up his arse. So yeah, i'm not really sure
05:16 <+Vivio> I would help with housework if I could be in japan for the summer '-'
05:16 <+Vivio> but I have to intern
05:16 <+velka> Do you have relatives in japan ?
05:16 <+Vivio> I don't
05:16 <+velka> Luxury Vivio
05:16 <+Gdragonx> ikr
05:16 <+Vivio> velka wasn't it the guy who died
05:16 <+Vivio> bc an eel
05:17 <+Vivio> went in his ass
05:17 <+velka> he didn't died he visited hospitad shrtly after w
05:17 <+Gdragonx> (´Д｀) rip
05:17 <~Aegina> >he decided showe alive eel up his arse
05:17 <~Aegina> gdi
05:17 <+velka> how much dose it cost live in japan for idk 1-2 weeks? With place to stay
05:17 <+Vivio> no like there was a guy
05:17 <+Vivio> who got an eel in the ass and the eel caused damage to his organs
05:18 <+velka> was that electric one ...
05:18 <+Gdragonx> min (3k stay + 1k food) yen per day i guess
05:18 <+Vivio> no by biting
05:18 <+Vivio> etc
05:18 <+Vivio> you will be living in a literal closet velka
05:18 <+Vivio> for 3k a night
05:18 <+Vivio> that's what I did
05:18 <+Vivio> I stayed in akihabara
05:18 <+Gdragonx> might be able to adjust so that you pay more in staying with a proper kitchen and lower the food expensses
05:18 <+velka> i mean like, hhow do you not notice eel crawling to your arse...
05:18 <+Vivio> it in the toilet velka
05:18 <+velka> nah i have where to stay if i go there
05:19 <+velka> D: wtf dude
05:19 <+Vivio> there have been reported snake in the toilet
05:19 <+Vivio> in state in US
05:19 <+velka> yeah about thouse i hear
05:19 <~Aegina> that sounds fishy
05:19 <~Aegina> i mean how big was his anus open
05:19 <+Vivio> maybe he gay
05:19 <~Aegina> (yes, might as well make this tmi)
05:19 <+Gdragonx> can i leave already
05:19 <+velka> yeah even if gay wwww
05:19 <+velka> No stay with us

Dafuq did I just read ._.

 

[Zero2DS]

2 shit taken out of context :3

<@Aegina> velka is obsessed with barbed dildos now `_`

and

<@Aegina> ikr, everyone is secretly a pedo or something

 

[velka]

This is why you are the enemy Zero.

 

[KingArturia]

[22:38] <Ioyrie> all-boy school is what Zero2DS is after
[23:51] <Aegina> i'm sure it'll make his heart pound
[23:51] <Aegina> while getting a different kind of pounding from all sides
[23:59] <Ioyrie> good pounding?
[00:08] <Aegina> if he likes it hard
[00:08] <Aegina> and i bet he does :^)

 

[KingArturia]

[12:30] <Aegina> sometimes a man has to take it
[12:43] <K0u> take one up the ass?`-`
[12:48] <Aegina> i like how you correctly guessed the context without even being there

 

[velka]

[08:17] <@Vivio> are you f2p
[08:20] <@Zero2DS> ofc nope XD
[08:20] <@Zero2DS> i pump sometimes

 

[Zero2DS]

<KingArturia> [08:02:57] I thought your lady is Saratoga?
<KingArturia> [08:03:01] or is that your loli?
* KingArturia [08:03:04] flee
<Ignis> [08:03:18] that's my toy :v

Hide your lolis when he is around....

 

[KingArturia]

[12:48] <Zero2DS> [03:24:58] Ignis probably have 3 lvl 100 maxed saratoga
[12:48] * Zero2DS [03:25:00] flees
[12:48] <Ignis> [04:41:49] pfft
[12:48] <Zero2DS> [05:00:12] ^ does that mean actually you have 5? one for each fleet and 1 for keeping purpose? awesome?
[12:48] <Zero2DS> [05:00:19] sasuga lolicon overlord
[12:48] <Xenosia> [05:22:34] :O
[12:48] <Ignis> [05:42:34] what i have 5 is sets of ass busting torps
[12:48] <Ignis> [05:42:37] 1 from each direction of the wind
[12:48] <Ignis> [05:42:46] and 1 for going straight up your ass

Woke up to this, it escalated very quickly :L

 

[Zero2DS]

View attachment 18640

random day on staff channel

 

[Frankincense]

Silly [MENTION=7]Zero2DS[/MENTION]; attachment doesn’t work properly anymore. =\

 

[KingArturia]

[21:27] <Checkmate|Cloud> Smaller rack is better
[21:28] * Checkmate|Cloud just fapped to some loli tagged doujinshi

An insight to the daily life of our Supreme Leader Checkmate

 

[KingArturia]

[16:32] <KingArturia> But Checkmate is the Lord of Loli
[16:32] <KingArturia> the word Loli probably ping him on IRC
[17:36] <Checkmate|Cloud> if I were lord of loli, I'd not need to hunt for them this crazy
[17:36] <Checkmate|Cloud> so nah, far from it
[17:49] <Ignis> is it the richest or poorest people who hoard money with the most zeal?
[17:50] <Ignis> i believe the same applies to lolis :^)

The burn with Ignis is real!

 

[|♚|KK|♚|]

I wonder if it's a good thing that I can't use IRC properly.