[LPW #97] Spring 2014 One Year Kancolle Celebration Event is impossible to complete...Where is my Yamato? ;_;

[KingArturia]

I was here to vent my anger until I saw that I've been passed the honour to make the LPW No. 97, Congratulation and thanks to the LPW No. 96 Winner: [MENTION=87]Frankincense[/MENTION]

So...Why am I so angry? Because one of my ship nearly sunk just now...and this is the first map of this celebration event as well...WHAT THE HELL DMM? I swear in Seiba's name that if you dare to sink my ship I'll blow every single one of you in DMM that designed this stupid event that is impossible for newcomer to complete ;_; I hate you DMM, I hate you ;_; I'll leave this following picture to show how I nearly had a heart attack:

Enough ranting, here are the rules:

The Rules

- Insignificant spam (staff discretion applies) is not accepted.
- Random chatter is allowed.
- Quoting quotes is not allowed.
- Double, triple posting and so on are not allowed.

Whoever makes the post 2014 wins or shall pass the honor to someone else.

Happy 97th Spamming Game and may the odds be ever in your favor...

King

 

[Anayomex]

Congrats to Frank for WIN and to King for making new thread

 

[♥ Sky]

/me throws a party

 

[FinalPyre]

A new one! Congrats Frank and King by proxy.

 

[Anayomex]

hi pyre

 

[T-ELOS]

Congrats to whoever won, to lazy to check.

 

[thecoins]

Congrats King and Frank!

 

[DreamCa7ch3r]

Holy shit King, 1/50 :O
Congratz

 

[FinalPyre]

Hiya Ana. Just stopping by

 

[KingArturia]

That's what the E1 will do to you, the they're all Flagship and Elite class above...they hit a ton...

Most of the ship in there have max armor as well by the way...

 

[Anayomex]

and you still nearly sunk.... maybe your strategy is not good

 

[thecoins]

Hmm... kancolle...

 

[KingArturia]

Its closer to luck than strategy, the only strategy is the set up of the team, and I always get to boss node so my set up is not wrong. Elite and Flagship class are all there to punch your face and step over it >_>

 

[Shir0]

gratz, king and frank \o/

if i weren't so lazy, i'd play it as well ;~;

 

[FinalPyre]

No idea what game this is. /me envisions battleship.

 

[Shinseph]

Gratz King and Franky.

 

[Anayomex]

hmm so luck has run out...

 

[KingArturia]

Oh also, don't even attempt this without Saiun (Iridescent Cloud) [Prevents Anti T-crossing] or you'll get your ass raped.

 

[Anayomex]

I didn't played it either

 

[unownHGSS]

Congrats Franky and Arty :3

 

[Anayomex]

hello unown

 

[unownHGSS]

Evening Ana

 

[♥ Sky]

/me lobs a custard pie a nii-yan

 

[Anayomex]

/me drinks tea

 

[KingArturia]

Finally cleared E1 of the event, took me nearly 5k bullets and 3k fuel...

But getting Reipu Kai as reward is so worth...