If you?

Bring them home! :desire:
If you and I are caught breaking into Santa's secret base?
 
Point at you, Im here cuz of you!

If you dont get any present this year..? :o
 
No I won't get lost there(i hope).. I've broke into that base for a couple times and made a map out of it. If I ever get lost, then I just need to find a source of life[Santa/anyone]..
and tag him/her til I find the way out :giveme:

If you were there with me, lost in Santa's secret no longer a secret base?
 
Take over and force the elves to do my bidding
If you were attacked by rebel elves?
 
I'll slay them off with the katana you dropped behind at the base.

If you were kidnapped by your weird stalkers secret admirers?
 
Secret admirers? o.o When? How? What? Where? Well theyre not gonna catch me anytime soon
If you had a mob of admirers?
 
I'd take it home. But I'd probably break it anyway. Im kinda clumsy.. =/

If you get stuck in quicksand..?
 
I'll drag the closest person to me along too
I'll try to get anything at reach to grab on.. probably some roots or poles... anything but...
.. a cute animal and a person xD

If you went to the mall and met your favorite anime character in real life?
 
I'd take her home with me. No joke o.o (in case you might wonder, I'm a big Ikaros fan :3 )

If you had the entire USA army as your enemy?
 
I´ll blame barrack obama
if you had a country like sweden?
 
Id be happy. Swedish girls are the prettiest *_*

If you woke up in an coffin?
 
KILL IT WITH FIRE. no, I'd just make him die a slow painfull agonizing death ..

If you forget your password to ASforum..?
 
If its just sitting there might be a bad idea to touch it :/
What if a vampire lives in your attic?
 
I knew it! It has always been noisy up there with the BANG BAM BAM DANG noises for these past 2-3 years! I'll just go up there and catch it. If it's a him, he'll be my new playmate. If it's a her, she'll be my new sister xD

If you find out a mammoth has been living in your attic..?
 
I'd try to catch and ride it like Tarzan o.o'

If you find a doorway to an alternate world under your bed..?
 
i would find an harem... xD
if you found that your sister isnt really related to you?
 
Have a nice and long talk with my parents o.o

If you were one of a triplet?
 

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