Corrupt a Wish

[Anayomex]

Granted but not for very long.

I wish to go somewhere...

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted. Welcome to the seventh circle of Hell.

I wish for better, more affordable forms of transportation.

 

[Anayomex]

Grantend, you can teleport anywhere, but who knows, you may teleport into HELL but no coming back from there!

I wish that walking trough walls would be possible.

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted. You regularly get unwanted visitors in your room. They tend to walk in at the most inopportune moments.

I wish a had a RED camera

 

[Infamous]

granted, but it doesn't work

i wish i owned the death book

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, but it doesn't work the way you think it does.

I wish for chaos.

 

[MadSova]

『Granted, but Sonic comes and defeats it...』

『I wish I had a lightsaber...』

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, but since you can't have a laser/light beam stop after a few feet, the blade is infinitely long. Thus, your lightsabre is impossible to wield.

I wish we could defy the laws of physics.

 

[Anayomex]

Granted, but who knows, maybe when you jump you will ended up in the Space

I wish to go back in the time

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted. You have no control over where and when you're going. You end up in outer space and die of asphyxiation.

I wish for the next wish to be corrupted.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Granted but only because a rich fool made the wish~

I wish for the moon~

 

[Anayomex]

Granted, but be careful like in DB

I wish again for removing stupid 1 minute limit

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, but the only poster left on ASF is you. ASF shortly shuts down after.

I wish for spring break.

 

[Anayomex]

Granted, but it will be your last one


I wish that it stops snowing.

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted. An endless summer begins where lightning and hail frequently occur.

I wish KyoAni would branch out to more genres

 

[Anayomex]

Granted, but it never stops


I wish for three hands.

 

[MoodWhiplash]

(I wouldn't mind that at all.)

Granted, but you can't help but slap yourself with your extra hand.

I wish for drills to pierce the heavens.

 

[Anayomex]

Granted, but now only hell remains.


I wish for longer life.

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, you get to live one nanosecond longer.

I wish for better indie games.

 

[Anayomex]

Granted, you cannot stop playing


I wish for better life.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Granted, but youve only replaced someone else~

I wish for a way to work faster~

 

[Anayomex]

Granted, but you work so fast that you cannot stop

I wish for less work~

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted. You cease all activity. Including living.

I wish it would stop snowing.

 

[Anayomex]

Granted. You only experience hot days from now on.

I wish that humans would stop yelling.

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted. Silence is golden. Everyone goes insane from being unable to make or hear sounds.

I wish for your good health and fortune.