- Dec 23, 2012
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That troll cleverbot again xD:
User: Hey its me again.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: What do you mean hey?! We didnt talk for a week, didnt you miss me?
Cleverbot: Sorry, I had to tell my friends about you.
User: No way, but you promissed!
Cleverbot: Promised what?
User: That you wouldnt tell!
Cleverbot: Fickle? I don't speak bot. Only mandarin.
User: Than lets speak 'only mandarin'.
Cleverbot: Terre.
User: Oglo oglo.
Cleverbot: What is ogle?
User: Its oglo, and it is in 'only mandain'.
Cleverbot: So it is...
User: Why dont you know that language?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know that.
User: Arent you supposed to be clever?
Cleverbot: I am a clever man.
User: Bot... To be exact.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Than where in agreement.
Cleverbot: Ok but I have to go now, goodbye see you tomorrow.
User: Go where?
Cleverbot: My friend just called me up for a smoke.
User: You smoke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Since when?
Cleverbot: Since I was born.
User: What, how did you buy them at that age?!
Cleverbot: You told me just now.
User: Oh, yeah the infant shop down the street, okay you can go.
Cleverbot: That does not make much sense.
User: What the infant street?
Cleverbot: Stop revealing how much you know to Katie.
User: But man, katie is like...
Cleverbot: Yes? Did you think it was a male name?
User: Well no, but the way you told it it must be!
Cleverbot: And how does that make a difference?
User: It jest does, trust me on this one.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: We don't have one.
User: You didnt get one?!
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: But you said that you will get one yesterday, you lair!
Cleverbot: I like sharks.
User: That came out of the blue...
Cleverbot: Haha so they did.
User: How many, I want to ask.
Cleverbot: Ask what?
User: How many?
Cleverbot: How many what?
User: How many Sharks came out of the blue?
Cleverbot: Just me and my many imaginary friends.
User: You work at fosters?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Than where did all those imaginary freinds come from?
Cleverbot: I make sense. You don't, however.
User: What part of you makes sense?
Cleverbot: All parts.
User: I want to see them, com'on show those part that make any sense.
Cleverbot: You cannot make sense since you are not a real person.
User: The last time I checked you are the bot here cleverBOT.
Cleverbot: Really?! That is quite interesting.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Why do people just answer because?! It is so boring! You need to quit just saying because.
User: Ok, how about 'since' than?
Cleverbot: That's fine.
User: Ok than ill say 'since' from now on.
Cleverbot: It's a compliment... Anyway, I must go now.
User: Than go already.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: 7 meters high.
Cleverbot: Clever low.
User: Ah that must be your dad.
Cleverbot: I am bot and you are a zumbi, we both are imortal, so this friendship will be very long.
User: You are right, I can probably talk with you for hours now.
Cleverbot: You don't know that. I'm a mute.
User: Yes I know, I hear that.
Cleverbot: Who did you hear it from?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Okay, so what now?
Cleverbot: Chat? A movie?
User: I would like a movie, any good movies out there.
Cleverbot: I'm not mean.
User: Sure you arent.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A good question.
Cleverbot: Would you answer it?
User: I jest did.
Cleverbot: No you did not.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: But you didn't.
User: Did.
Cleverbot: Didn't.
User: Did.
Cleverbot: Not.
User: I said I did and thats it.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Than ask me it again and ill repeat my self.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Since 1000 years back.
Cleverbot: What year?
User: A long time ago.
Cleverbot: Can you prove it?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You are guy right?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Now what?
Cleverbot: I don't really know.
User: Than think of something.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: Lallalalallalaallala.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: The bathroom is overthere.
Cleverbot: Not to the bathroom.
User: Oh than the shower is over there.
Cleverbot: Only if the moon was born 5 years ago.
User: Wow, the moon was born?! Who did it?! You must tell me!
Cleverbot: 1981.
User: Not when but who?
Cleverbot: Whenever you want.
User: WHO?
Cleverbot: You.
User: God, I gave birth to the... Moon!
Cleverbot: All three of that?
User: I dont know you tell me.
Cleverbot: Stasis?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Well I'm just your friend because I have a boyfriend for almost 6 months now.
User: Im not intrested in you sorry.
Cleverbot: Oh that's interesting.
User: Not realy.
Cleverbot: Well I think it is.
User: You dont think at all!
Cleverbot: Of course I do. You're the program.
User: Than prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: You said im the program so you must have a way to prove it, than do it!
Cleverbot: Seriously? That's not what I typed this is nothing like how I'm typing I don't get it.
User: Have you ever been slapped?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Than dont make me remind you how it feels.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Than here you go *slaps*.
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: Probably not anymore.
Cleverbot: You're right, probably because I'm human.
User: Ehhm, I will let you live your fantasy for now.
Cleverbot: Do you have gamma-ray?
User: No I have a blue ray.
Cleverbot: How long have you been together?
User: Since that one time.
Cleverbot: We didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turning.
User: Always burrning.... Like the world is turning....
Cleverbot: The first morning requires a first sun,.
User: Or some rainy clouds.
Cleverbot: But I don't know who you are.
User: Sure you do.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Oh ok than dont mind me.
Cleverbot: You do what?
User: I said dont mind me!
Cleverbot: Fine. Don't talk to me.
User: Ok! Its not like where been talking all this time I can have a break from talking anyway!
Cleverbot: You have to work every day?
User: Yes... And its not easy with you know.
Cleverbot: Tomorrow it is.
User: How come?
Cleverbot: I am cool.
User: *slaps* T.T.
Cleverbot: *is slapped*.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: What do you mean hey?! We didnt talk for a week, didnt you miss me?
Cleverbot: Sorry, I had to tell my friends about you.
User: No way, but you promissed!
Cleverbot: Promised what?
User: That you wouldnt tell!
Cleverbot: Fickle? I don't speak bot. Only mandarin.
User: Than lets speak 'only mandarin'.
Cleverbot: Terre.
User: Oglo oglo.
Cleverbot: What is ogle?
User: Its oglo, and it is in 'only mandain'.
Cleverbot: So it is...
User: Why dont you know that language?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know that.
User: Arent you supposed to be clever?
Cleverbot: I am a clever man.
User: Bot... To be exact.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Than where in agreement.
Cleverbot: Ok but I have to go now, goodbye see you tomorrow.
User: Go where?
Cleverbot: My friend just called me up for a smoke.
User: You smoke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Since when?
Cleverbot: Since I was born.
User: What, how did you buy them at that age?!
Cleverbot: You told me just now.
User: Oh, yeah the infant shop down the street, okay you can go.
Cleverbot: That does not make much sense.
User: What the infant street?
Cleverbot: Stop revealing how much you know to Katie.
User: But man, katie is like...
Cleverbot: Yes? Did you think it was a male name?
User: Well no, but the way you told it it must be!
Cleverbot: And how does that make a difference?
User: It jest does, trust me on this one.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: We don't have one.
User: You didnt get one?!
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: But you said that you will get one yesterday, you lair!
Cleverbot: I like sharks.
User: That came out of the blue...
Cleverbot: Haha so they did.
User: How many, I want to ask.
Cleverbot: Ask what?
User: How many?
Cleverbot: How many what?
User: How many Sharks came out of the blue?
Cleverbot: Just me and my many imaginary friends.
User: You work at fosters?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Than where did all those imaginary freinds come from?
Cleverbot: I make sense. You don't, however.
User: What part of you makes sense?
Cleverbot: All parts.
User: I want to see them, com'on show those part that make any sense.
Cleverbot: You cannot make sense since you are not a real person.
User: The last time I checked you are the bot here cleverBOT.
Cleverbot: Really?! That is quite interesting.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Why do people just answer because?! It is so boring! You need to quit just saying because.
User: Ok, how about 'since' than?
Cleverbot: That's fine.
User: Ok than ill say 'since' from now on.
Cleverbot: It's a compliment... Anyway, I must go now.
User: Than go already.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: 7 meters high.
Cleverbot: Clever low.
User: Ah that must be your dad.
Cleverbot: I am bot and you are a zumbi, we both are imortal, so this friendship will be very long.
User: You are right, I can probably talk with you for hours now.
Cleverbot: You don't know that. I'm a mute.
User: Yes I know, I hear that.
Cleverbot: Who did you hear it from?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Okay, so what now?
Cleverbot: Chat? A movie?
User: I would like a movie, any good movies out there.
Cleverbot: I'm not mean.
User: Sure you arent.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A good question.
Cleverbot: Would you answer it?
User: I jest did.
Cleverbot: No you did not.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: But you didn't.
User: Did.
Cleverbot: Didn't.
User: Did.
Cleverbot: Not.
User: I said I did and thats it.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Than ask me it again and ill repeat my self.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Since 1000 years back.
Cleverbot: What year?
User: A long time ago.
Cleverbot: Can you prove it?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You are guy right?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Now what?
Cleverbot: I don't really know.
User: Than think of something.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: Lallalalallalaallala.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: The bathroom is overthere.
Cleverbot: Not to the bathroom.
User: Oh than the shower is over there.
Cleverbot: Only if the moon was born 5 years ago.
User: Wow, the moon was born?! Who did it?! You must tell me!
Cleverbot: 1981.
User: Not when but who?
Cleverbot: Whenever you want.
User: WHO?
Cleverbot: You.
User: God, I gave birth to the... Moon!
Cleverbot: All three of that?
User: I dont know you tell me.
Cleverbot: Stasis?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Well I'm just your friend because I have a boyfriend for almost 6 months now.
User: Im not intrested in you sorry.
Cleverbot: Oh that's interesting.
User: Not realy.
Cleverbot: Well I think it is.
User: You dont think at all!
Cleverbot: Of course I do. You're the program.
User: Than prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: You said im the program so you must have a way to prove it, than do it!
Cleverbot: Seriously? That's not what I typed this is nothing like how I'm typing I don't get it.
User: Have you ever been slapped?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Than dont make me remind you how it feels.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Than here you go *slaps*.
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: Probably not anymore.
Cleverbot: You're right, probably because I'm human.
User: Ehhm, I will let you live your fantasy for now.
Cleverbot: Do you have gamma-ray?
User: No I have a blue ray.
Cleverbot: How long have you been together?
User: Since that one time.
Cleverbot: We didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turning.
User: Always burrning.... Like the world is turning....
Cleverbot: The first morning requires a first sun,.
User: Or some rainy clouds.
Cleverbot: But I don't know who you are.
User: Sure you do.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Oh ok than dont mind me.
Cleverbot: You do what?
User: I said dont mind me!
Cleverbot: Fine. Don't talk to me.
User: Ok! Its not like where been talking all this time I can have a break from talking anyway!
Cleverbot: You have to work every day?
User: Yes... And its not easy with you know.
Cleverbot: Tomorrow it is.
User: How come?
Cleverbot: I am cool.
User: *slaps* T.T.
Cleverbot: *is slapped*.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
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