Crime Scene Investigation: Cause of Death

Neo-Exile · May 6, 2012

A'ight... I think I've got lead in my eyes so it's about time I really hit the sack, like, right now.

But before that, I just wanna drop something fun. Yeah, the poster above you is dead, and was found in a certain manner. Your job is to identify what causes their deaths.

Something like,

Neo-Exile, found dead in a fridge.
Cause of Death: Hot day, no fan and no ACs. He just had to do it...

Another would be like;

Neo-Exile, found dead hanging from an antenna.
Cause of Death: I dunno... maybe he decided to practice ballet atop of the antenna or something. Silly dude caught his ballet skirt on the antenna and all hell broke loose...! For him.

...or something along those lines.

Whew!

ALRIGHT GODDAMN EYELIDS SHUT YOUR TRAPS ALREADY I'M GONNA GO TO BED NOW YOU HAPPY??? D:

Alright, now I'm *dead!*.

Oh, and happy spamming~

Callidus · May 6, 2012

The victim found Dead in a river

Cause: It seems he wanted to see if water babies really existed

Shir0 · May 6, 2012

shadow, found dead in a cave full of blood-thirsty bears
cause of death: ate something licked a poisonous frog in the cave, as he always wanted to try it

Ghost Kitty~ · May 6, 2012

Shiki struck by lightning~
Lelouch commanded him to to do a rain dance on top of the empire state building~

Shir0 · May 6, 2012

samy, found dead at his notebook.

cause of death: got poked to death by his clones, as everyone wanted to be spam king

Ghost Kitty~ · May 6, 2012

Shiki found dead from overconsumption of tea
Sam was seen putting stuff in the tea pot~

kactaplb · May 6, 2012

such a violent game :scared:

samy found dead handcuffed to a tree

Cause of Death: to repent of his sins

Shir0 · May 6, 2012

ninja'ing me...ich glaube es hackt o.O

kactaplb, found dead in the bushes in a park

cause of death: ate poisonous plants as he tried to become a zombie...but it failed.

Ghost Kitty~ · May 6, 2012

Shiki found as a puddle on the ground~
He was hit by direct sunlight and that didnt bode well for his demon vampire ninja side~

Neo-Exile · May 10, 2012

Neo-Exile used Samarecarm.

samyeung46... found dead above the Dance Dance Revolution mat. The game was still on when people find him and, amusingly enough, his friend was still playing the game at that given time.
Cause of Death: When the game was started, he was struck with epilepsy right off the bat. His friend, thinking his epilepsy was another one of his "Killing Move," ignored him to the death, literally.

unownHGSS · May 10, 2012

Neo Exile..Found dead behind his computer.
Cause of Death: Head-desk'd too hard and died of severe head injury

Neo-Exile · May 10, 2012

unownHGSS... found dead on a white room with a heavenly look on his face.
Cause of Death:

so hard.

And the room used to be purple, that I know... xD

Ghost Kitty~ · May 11, 2012

Neo Exile found dead in a supermarket with a basket over his head~
Cause of death~ Go watch bento and find out~

Shir0 · May 12, 2012

samy found dead on the market.
cause of death: was turned into fish and sliced up by a group of anonymous people~

Ghost Kitty~ · May 12, 2012

Shiki found at a supermarket surrounded by anonymous people in similar conditions~
There was traces of poison and some chopsticks in that artificial fish they had been eating~

Decalcomania · May 12, 2012

Sam found dead at a fish stand in Japan.
Had a lot of bite marks on his body.

Ghost Kitty~ · May 12, 2012

Deca found dead surrounded by a pile of food~
Cause of death: He was using those chopsticks~

Decalcomania · May 12, 2012

Sam found dead near Decalcomania's home.
Was shot and blown up into bits.

Ghost Kitty~ · May 12, 2012

Deca found stuck in the wall~
Was playing with time machines~

Decalcomania · May 12, 2012

Sam found mutilated in a pit.
Fell in the pit, which was filled with hungry insects.

Ghost Kitty~ · May 12, 2012

Deca found beaten to death with two holes in his neck~
Vampire? No the twilight fan girls heard him~

Decalcomania · May 12, 2012

Sam found lying on the ground without his head.
He went to Sleepy Hollow.

Ghost Kitty~ · May 12, 2012

Deca found dead next to a sewage drain with an arm ripped off~
It got to him~

renano · May 13, 2012

Realized how dangerous Sam and Deca are in this game and just decided to run away from it all~

Cause of Death: a broken beer bottle

xyzapy · May 13, 2012

Renano was found alone in a room without windows and only one door. The door was locked from the inside and there are no other exits. The cause of death of the victim: stabbed in the back.

Crime Scene Investigation: Cause of Death

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