The mountain game!

[xahjun]

The game's objective is to own the mountain...
Example when i start 1st, I'll say "I owned the mountain"

While the next person will try to take over, they can say anything as long as there's a sense that you had take over the mountain

The next person could say "I flood the mountain and wash you down the mountain! I owned the mountain!"

And the other person can continue with like "I cast lightning to shock you since the mountain is wet, I owned the mountain!" or something like that

Rules
1) There must be some sense in taking over the mountain.(Mostly nonsense is all right, as long as there is a bit of sense)
2) Don't spoil the game by saying I destroy the mountain and game over
3) You must say you owned the mountain at the end, or else the next person can just say "I owned the mountain"

PS: If there are people who really post "I destroy the mountain" or whatever, than start a new mountain again

Here I go...

I owned the mountain

[Kou]

/me stabs xahjun. I owned the mountain now.

[xahjun]

Secretly plant mine everywhere on the mountain and blast you off the mountain

I owned the mountain

[Aaronny]

i charge up the hill, ignoring the unexploded mines, and chop off your head. my mountain. MINEEEE

[xahjun]

My floating head haunt you down the mountain

I owned the mountain!

[Aaronny]

-captures floating head in jar- i own the mountain. with your head on display. to scare people away. from my mountain.

[xahjun]

Jar too small, easily break free, and i fixed back my head and make earthquake so you lose balance and roll down the mountain.

I owned the mountain

[Aaronny]

parachutes down to the mountain, grabs your sword and chops you up. my mountain. ^^

[xahjun]

I glue myself back, chop off your hand, burn away your hand so you can stop chopping me and kick you down the mountain

I owned the mountain

[Aaronny]

i reach into a mystical portal and get my hand reattached. then i pull a sniper rifle from the portal and headshot you. my mountain.