Important Facts Of Life Learned From Watching Anime!

[Leggy]

What important facts of life have you learned from watching anime?

I have learned:

It is perfectly normal for girls to grab and fondle each others' boobies.

If a boy sees a girl's panties, he will have a nosebleed.

The hottest girls in school are always attracted to the wimpiest boy, and will fight for him.

Whatever mischief a girl does, it's always the boy's fault.

The only ones who can save the world, are little girls with magical powers, or little boys in Gundam armor.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm i already knew girls liked to poke each other without anime telling meh that ;p

I learned... there will always be another great evil which will pop up right after you beat the latest ;p

 

[Leggy]

90% of all boys in school have a girl who will give him a bento for lunch. There is always at least one boy who will get bentos from at least three girls, simultaneously.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Certain characters can go on forever without eating and other characters have bottomless stomachs where they can store more food than their body size would indicate~

 

[LazyCat]

NEVER, ever, assume someone's a male or female.

Unless there's been undeniable proof (physically seen) and the character is also not a shapeshifter (-" - ToLoveRu)

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Lol is that really a life fact? xD

Hmm japan has a lot more festivals than whatever stuff they have here?

 

[Leggy]

Girls in yukatas are sexier than naked girls.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Naked people arent actually all that great...

 

[Slayn312]

All lolis are traps......;)

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Not necessarily ;p

 

[ivan_rf]

- in some anime jumping from any heights wouldn't make even a single scratch to the character
- in some cases, gravity gets stronger when a girl walks near onto a boy and mysteriously causing them to fell to the boy which cause the boy accidentally to grope her breast (sometimes her panties though)
- Main heroine's slap is much much stronger than any special attacks that the enemies could do.
- Sometimes, 7 years old looking girl turns out to be 40 (vice versa)

Girls in yukatas are sexier than naked girls.

approved.. but wait, how about the swimsuit

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

There will always be a way... maybe ;p

 

[aexiel]

There is a chance for people to get shorter beyond their late 60's.

 

[ivan_rf]

just realize this , when there is a character that always has its eyes closed and suddenly open their eyes, you know that something is about to get down. same thing applied with eyepatches.

There is a chance for people to get shorter beyond their late 60's.

yep, reminds me of the grandfather of Riku in nuraihyon no mago

 

[aexiel]

and Happosai in Ranma 1/2 but where does all the bone mass go? Also, the smaller the old people are, the more bad-ass they were when young.

so true. But how do they see anyway?

Girls smiling with eyes closed are very cute but doesn't happen in real life. T.T

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm those badass heroes only get more badass as they get older ;p Theyll create badass disciples which would kick their badass in the future but they would be the most badass thing in the world till that point~ Then theyll slowly get less badass since their purpose as a badass is fulfilled and they have become the starting point of the next badass cycle

 

[x.wire]

The old sensei will always die in the last arc. Evil guys will never send the strongest of their warriors to defeat the hero from the beginning.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

The sensei might actually die during the first arc after he trains the hero so that the hero might have a reason to pursue the enemy But there is a really big chance the sensei will appear during the last arc to kick the bad guy's ass if that happens~

 

[aexiel]

No. 1 Facts of Life I learned in anime is...


Being perverted is a quality best suited for main characters.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Lol wow... hmm well i guess there isnt much other reason why... oh wells~

The shy girls usually have their eyes covered by their hair~ Sorta... xD

 

[ivan_rf]

wait..the girls has its eyes covered or maybe the man with closed eyes can still dodge bullet and stuff eventough they probably having a difficulity to see what's in front of them..

- new :
in some action anime - a man with closed eyes or girls that their eyes were covered by their hair still could dodge something eventhough they couldn't see it.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm like tk? The short angry characters shouldnt be bothered too much~ They just might go on rampage~ /me gets video recorder~

 

[Nahiko]

Assuming i'm the protagonist in my life it means i cannot die =D

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

There will be a girl in the end no matter how sad the protagonist is...

 

[H4T5UK1]

What anime taught me, huh? Well, plain and simple: my life sucks...