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What's the goofiest piece of dialogue you've seen in an otome/bl game?

Also, someone posted some Palmier earlier, and I will plug Bewitching Sinners anywhere and everywhere I can. The game is gorgeous, I respect the hell out of the dev, and there are the choicest bits of dialogue which are (very intentionally) ridiculous.

"Look at those tiddies!" lives in my head rent free.

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For me, Taisho x Alice has a bunch of silly dialogue that made me die of laughter and realize just how broken my sense of humor is XD
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There's also this one on Hakuoki SSL
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everyone having a great useful skill and there's Kazama lmao
 
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A compilation of quotes I submitted to VNDB, Spoiler free.

"Just because you like taking it up the ass doesn't mean you aren't a damn good marine!" - Walter Hardy, All in Love and War (It's a bara game, but it does have a handful of female players such as myself)

"But what if... What if it's a pregnant young man?" - Xiaoyang/Sannei, Ai Yang Cheng, BL Otome hybrid

"Ehehe, lasagna, delicious… Lasagnaaaaa, delicioouuussss!!" - Pace, Arcana Famiglia

"I've heard that weird girls born in the Year of the Horse sometimes see horses as attractive men (there are several theories to explain this)." - My Horse Prince (forgot character)
 
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Spoilered version/unhinged

"Hey! Come on! Make me pregnant!! Big brother!!" - Sty Holic, Clarisse

"Shut up. They didn't teach me how to fuck, you sick fuck." - Striga, Tayle

"Are you so stupid as to ask for money from a poor, pee-smelling brat?" -Sakupan Onihebi, unknown character
 
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