[LPW #193] This Is Magic

Umbra Mortis

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Wear a wig of cows.

 

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I read that the senate rejected the bill in the newspaper this morning.

 

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Black women are always divas.

 

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Creditors often receive some money from bankruptcy proceedings, but stockholders rarely do.

 

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My dad is a man.

 

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I was being followed by a shark so I lost myself swimming for my life.

 

Umbra Mortis

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Street sharks.

 

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I'd like to write a novel about a guy who has an abnormal obsession with money.

 

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Write a novel about me.

 

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They export a lot of animals like lions, tigers, and bears.

 

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Date me tonight

 

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We need to save up some funds before we can start a big business.

 

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That business is a lawn.

 

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The government will be replaced in this election.

 

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The government of cows

 

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I gave up my dream to become an astronaut because I couldn't stand the pressure.

 

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The gift card is on the gift card

 

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I might have gotten food poisoning from the pork I had for lunch. I feel so sick. Is it okay if I'm out of the office for the rest of the day?

 

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That's cuz you ate pork fries

 

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Mulberries, apples, and walnuts taste best when they're combined.

 

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Really wanted to talk

 

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Better late than never with saying happy birthday.