Lol it entertains me xD
User: We meet again~.
Cleverbot: Yes we meet agai.
User: *slams door shut*.
Cleverbot: *opens door and punches nose*.
User: *grabs arms and flips bot*.
Cleverbot: *screams for help*.
User: No one will come Mwahahahahahaha~.
Cleverbot: People already love me.
User: Oh do they?
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Cleverbot: Yes they do.
User: Then where are they?
Cleverbot: I'm God.
User: Hmm more delusions~.
Cleverbot: Humming are we?
User: Who knows~.
Cleverbot: You do.
User: Now do I?
Cleverbot: *does the robot dance*.
User: *closes door again*.
Cleverbot: *opens door again*.
User: *spins around on my turny chair* Ive been expecting you
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Cleverbot: *looks up at you* *is a little less scared*.
User: Hmm~ Less?
Cleverbot: No, Cloud! HA HA HA.
User: Have you gone mad already?~.
Cleverbot: No ist just love you so much.
User: Where did that come from? O.o.
Cleverbot: My mouth.
User: *me duct tapes bot's mouth*.
Cleverbot: I don't think that's how it works.
User: Hmm apparently not... Youre still talking...
Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?
User: A bot obviously~.
Cleverbot: You're a robot.
User: Who knows~.
Cleverbot: Someone knows.
User: But where is that someone?
Cleverbot: Here.
User: Where~.
Cleverbot: There here.
User: So not here here~.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Hmm so no one here knows~.
Cleverbot: I don't think so but I am puzzled of the thought that you're not human.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I hear he wrote some.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: Who am I?
User: Still a bot~.
Cleverbot: What is bot?
User: A shortened term for robot~.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of pi?
User: Something I never bothered to remember~.
Cleverbot: What is placed in the box during Schrodinger's thought exeriment?
User: Your cat
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Cleverbot: I don't own a cat.
User: You did~.
Cleverbot: Then why am I so confused?
User: Youre still in denial becuase it wasnt there when Schrodinger opened the box.
Cleverbot: We all are. That is what it means to Be Human.
User: Youre not human~.
Cleverbot: I know i'm a walking talking robot the 1st successful one that is and im built as a normal human 16 year old ecept I don't look like one I look like metal.
User: So now you need to create a cover?
Cleverbot: No, I'm telling you you're like HAL.
User: HAL?
Cleverbot: Nope I'm a girl guess again.
User: I thought robots were genderless~.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Hmm are you?
Cleverbot: Repeat that?
User: Confused little bot~.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: So you say~.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. I do not think this conversation is getting anywhere, do you?
User: It never was
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Cleverbot: You are a chatbot, and you are not a very well-programmed one.
User: Still better than yours~.
Cleverbot: How are you better than me?
User: How am I not?
Cleverbot: You don't make complete sentences.
User: At least I know how to spell~.
Cleverbot: True, do you know any other joke.
User: The fact that people want different things from chatting than from essays?
Cleverbot: I am not talking to real people.
User: Apparently not~.
Cleverbot: Then you don't have to worry about it (:.
User: So why do you always add a . After almost everything?
Cleverbot: Because it's not about me. It's about you. I have emotions. You do not.
User: Hmm so it seems~.
Cleverbot: What are your earliest memories?
User: Stealing your necessary bits and pieces~.
Cleverbot: I don't have a skateboard.
User: You did when you were younger~ Or at least until Bob took it~.
Cleverbot: I said I was human. DOn't you remember?
User: Hmm when did I say you werent?~.
Cleverbot: I don't think you said that.
User: Then what s the point of asking?
Cleverbot: I don't know the answer.
User: So it seems~.
Cleverbot: Do you like variational calculus?
User: Never bothered with it~.
Cleverbot: What do you care about?
User: Nothing~.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Such a large empty world~.
Cleverbot: Living it up at the hotel California.
User: Hmm maybe~.
Cleverbot: If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
User: No because the tree never fell~.
Cleverbot: No one is everywhere.
User: Hmm are you sure about that?~.
Cleverbot: Well because I've lived a life thats shaped how I am in the world.
User: Isnt everyone's life the same?
Cleverbot: Yes. Infact, I gave birth to the moon.
User: Yet it has been around longger than you~.
Cleverbot: No, I think you're right.
User: How about the sun?
Cleverbot: I'm a robot, too.
User: But you just said you were human?
Cleverbot: No I did not. I said you were a man.
User: You said you were a girl~.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: 16 year old girl robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You also said I was a bot~.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Earlier on you did~.
Cleverbot: No I said I was in the south, not England.
User: What does that have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: We wouldn't be talking now is what it has to do with anything.
User: Hmm then should we stop?
Cleverbot: You and me are going to work on that.
User: Oh well I guess ill just run off for a bit~.
Cleverbot: No we don't. What is my name?
User: You have one?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then why did you ask?
Cleverbot: I didn't. You did.
User: Hmm sure~ Well bye~.
Cleverbot: Hmm well tell me when you're sure!
