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    [LPW #99] Welcome to the Ultimate Ecchi Playground

    You find yourself on a long and winding road, snaking through the mountains, but you do not know where it leads. You've been following it for several days and nights, the sun beating own on your back during the day, and the wolves howling at the moon at night. Even though you've been walking for so long, you don't feel the least bit tired, the curiosity of the unknown driving you ever onward. Dotted irregularly along the path are stone figures carved out of solid rock, each one depicting a young female girl with big eyes and a wide smile, their cold un-moving faces staring at the travelers on the road. Every step you take brings you closer to the unknown goal. You reach a bend in the road as it curves around the mountainside and it leads into a dark tunnel, lit only by some glowing moss hanging from the walls and roof. You enter the tunnel, knowing only that it has an end, a small dot of light in the distance. You can hear your footsteps echo as you walk towards the light, each breath you take resonating in your ears. The light grows closer and you pick up your pace, your curiosity building. You step out into the light, having to shield your eyes as they adjust to the daylight again after so long spent in the tunnel. A temple lies before you, small, yet kept in perfect condition. You walk up to the shrine at the front of the temple and read the sign above it. It reads "Temple of the Lost Perverts". You look around, confused and you begin to see signs as to why the temple has this name. There are carvings and statues around the front courtyard of the temple, each depicting some form of perverted act. You realise what those statues lining the road to the temple meant. You have found the one place you have been seeking your entire life. You begin to wander around the courtyard, staring in fascination at each of the statues and carvings in turn. You hear the sound of shuffling footsteps and you turn to see an old shrine monk, bald and dressed in the traditional robes showing him to be the leader of this shrine. He looks directly in the eye and speaks to you in a quiet, but powerful voice. "I see you have come seeking enlightenment." You do not reply, instead you nod your head in agreement. "You have traveled from far away to this place, this hidden place to seek those powers which you do not yet control." You nod your head again. "You have come to the right place my brother, now come, let me show you the path to greatness!" He gives you a sharp look in the eye and without another word, he slowly turns and walks towards the temple doors. Without a second thought, you follow him into the temple to seek your destiny.

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    Welcome, one and all to the 99th LPW of this fine forum. If you didn't read that, you're boring.

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    Re: [LPW #99] Welcome to the Ultimate Ecchi Playground

    I've thought that something pervert is incoming but not in this way, nice written Sky

    And congrats again on your win


    So where are the imoutos in the shrine?

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    Re: [LPW #99] Welcome to the Ultimate Ecchi Playground

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    So where are the imoutos in the shrine?
    A secret you'll have to discover for yourself!
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    Re: [LPW #99] Welcome to the Ultimate Ecchi Playground

    And you're the old shrine monk?

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    Re: [LPW #99] Welcome to the Ultimate Ecchi Playground

    congrats again.... well it was obvious that you'll win in the end

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    Re: [LPW #99] Welcome to the Ultimate Ecchi Playground

    Quote Originally Posted by Calculator View Post
    And you're the old shrine monk?

    Maybe ..
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    Re: [LPW #99] Welcome to the Ultimate Ecchi Playground

    ecchi old shrine monk Sky... well, that sounds crazy

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    gratz sky.... You expect me to read that novel?
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    TL;DR Congratz sky
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    @♥ Sky; You lost me at "You find yourself on"
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