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Thread: The Christmas Story I Did Not Write.

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    The Christmas Story I Did Not Write.

    Those of you who have been around a while may remember that some years I have written a Christmas story, and posted them in General Discussion as a Christmas present to the forum.

    Well, this year I didn't write one. Apologies for that. It's not that I didn't have any story ideas, it's just that they didn't seem too... well... Christmassy.

    As a belated Christmas present to ASF, here are some ideas for Christmas stories I rejected.

    Christmas stories I rejected:

    Santa and the Doxy

    After a night of after Christmas revelry, Santa wakes up to discover he has married a lady of the evening. The new Mrs. Claus tries to encourage Santa to give away a new line of "Adult" toys for Christmas.

    Save the Reindeer!

    An animal rights group chains themselves to Santa's sleigh, and gets a court order forbidding Santa from forcing the reindeer to fly, an act they call barbaric.


    Now this one, I actually came close to writing, perhaps in the style of The X-Files.

    The Secret Santa Project

    The public story is that in 1947, a space ship crashed around Roswell, NM. The Government took the ship and it's dead alien crew to a secret base for study.

    The truth is, it was Santa's sleigh that crashed. The government took the sleigh and Santa's body to study the Elven technology that made the sleigh fly and create a time warp so it could go around the world in one night. They also tracked the sleigh back to Santa's secret toy factory and captured it.

    To cover things up, every Christmas Eve, a CIA (Christmas Intelligence Agency) pilot flies a government made sleigh around the world, giving toys made by the USEF (US Elf Force) to children, and dropping spy satellites in low Earth orbit.


    Yes, it was close with that one. Oh well, maybe next year.

    A belated Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year ASF!


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    Re: The Christmas Story I Did Not Write.

    Thanks for the mention @Leggy; your stories are always interesting, glad you decided to post this. and happy new year!
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    Re: The Christmas Story I Did Not Write.

    many thank ypu
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    Re: The Christmas Story I Did Not Write.

    pretty nioice story man
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    Re: The Christmas Story I Did Not Write.

    Nice shorts, I liked the reindeer thing =)
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