You Might Be An Otaku If...

[alexsdu]

You might be a Redneck otaku if you're the major contributor in this tread.

[Perplexing]

You might be an otaku if you're nick is corocoro

[alexsdu]

LOL

You might be an otaku if in you school break holiday assignment essay, you tell about your experience in an anime convention.

[Perplexing]

You might be an otaku if, you can sing (word for word) Dango Daikazoku......... (and no I can't but I know most of it >.> )

[alexsdu]

You might be an otaku if you believe song can overcome anger and hatred, and you do it in the middle of a bar fight.
*Referring to Nekki Basara - Macross 7*

[Perplexing]

You might be an otaku if, you think having several girls of various age, style, and temperament is normal in everyday life.

* oh if only harems were real right? *

[alexsdu]

You might be an otaku if when you sweat, you only produce 1 big sweat drop - usually at your head.

[Perplexing]

You might be an otaku if not only do you recognize but use this quote as a motto of some sort:

If you had the strength, you could live. This is our contract. In return for my gift of power, you must grant one of my wishes. If you enter this contract, you will live as a human, but also as one completely different. Different rules, different time, a different life... The power of the king will make you lonely indeed. If you are prepared for that, then...

[alexsdu]

You might be an otaku if you told your homeroom teacher that you wanted your seating be at the last row, next to the window.

[Perplexing]

You might be an otaku if you get a nosebleed when you spy a shot of pantsu.