An Appeal from Anime-Sharing Staff (April 1st 2011)

[Checkmate]

Dear all members,

It had been almost 6 months since we first open the forum, and we always to strive to bring you the most delicious juice in a fastest possible fashion.

However, recently we have come to realize that 2D Bishoujo is a poison to our life, everyone's life, thus, effectively after April 1st and onward:

1. We will remove all contents that contain 2D bishoujo, included but not limited to whether it is Post(s), Replie(s), Signature(s), Avatar(s), Profile Picture(s), Public Album(s), Personal Album(s), Group Album(s), Forum Design(s).
2. Members who post such content will be banned without warning
3. Members who escape the ban will be banned again.
4. Members who report violation will be rewarded with honor and valor
5. Members who intend to violate the rule should stop now before it's too late.
6. Members who love 2D Bishoujo can get bitten by a dog and die
7. Members who create 2D Bishoujo are not allowed to be an ASF member
8. Staff who post 2D Bishoujo will be demoted, and banned.
9. Staff who report violation gets no reward
10. Staff who intend to violate the rule will be demoted and be warned
11. Staff who love 2D Bishoujo will be demoted and barred from being a staff permanently
12. Staff who create 2D Bishoujo will be permanently blocked from Anime-Sharing network.

We apologize for any inconvenience that might case and highly appreciate your patronage in the past few months you come with us.

If you have any suggestions, feedbacks, comments, appeals, objections, or otherwise resistances. Feel free to reply to this thread. Be advised:

- Any Suggestions, Feedbacks or Comments will be completely IGNORED.
- Any Appeals, Objections, Disagreement will be completely IGNORED. In addition, members who appeal, object, disagree our new rule will be BANNED.
- Organized or unorganized resistance will be hunted down, suspended and TERMINATED.

This message is relayed by the order of the Anime-Sharing High Command.

[Tessu]

OHHHH NOEZ!

That means I have to go fish 3D girls NOW!?
ARE you serious, I get some time off and this is what I come back FOR!

[corocoro]

*Goes to ban the Tessu for unorganized resistance.*

[Tessu]

This preposterous and unacceptable!

[shitotaku]

Anime without 2D bishoujo is not actually err... anime anymore.

[Ignis]

wtf!?

*looks at a stash of juicy manga raws*

What am I supposed to do to them now...

[corocoro]

*Goes to burn Ignis on a stake made of his loli hentai collection.*

[ulc5410]

I read this so seriously not realizing what was happening...
AND soon it dawned on me that I was still naive!!

[corocoro]

ONC is our new leader, everyone else has been demoted. Check the IRC for confirmation.

[Tessu]

IT'S SCARY, because ONC will lead us to DOOOOOOOM!